woohoohoo! hahaha after penning the last post at 1 plus last night, the fat panda strikes back again! wahahahaha!

haha enough of all those academic kiasu-ism spirit in miss connie! hahaha i'm sure everyone here, especially mao and mr toh ah toe are interested in her love life man! hahahah and it seems that at this current instance in time, i'm sorry to let mr toh ah toe to know the truth that apparently, miss connie's ideal candidate is mr mao mao! OMGOMGOMG! ada and jazreel must quickly go practise their twin effect forces to battle against the slender smoothie legs of miss connie!

why is maomao the hot favourite of miss connie? here's the proof for it!

1) miss connie and mao ren are of 88% compatible!

wahahahah! according to the famous love calculator,

Love Calculator results
These are the results of the calculations by Dr.
Love:

goh fang yu khoo yu heng
weslie

88 %

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between goh fang yu and khoo yu heng
weslie has a very good chance of being successful, but this
doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that
every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

wow! an eye popping 88% man! wahahaha somemore it's a double auspicious number man! hahaha omg life is really too good for miss slender legs to take it le man! hahaha

however, on the other hand, mr toe did not fare too badly for the test too! hahaha but still, mao beats him by 16% more! this can be concluded that the extent of the orbital overlap of mao and connie's heart is greater than that of toe and connie's overlap that gives the reason for the difference of 16%! hahaha

Love Calculator results
These are the results of the calculations by Dr.
Love:
goh fang yu toh song choon


72 %

Dr. Love
thinks that a relationship between goh fang
yu and toh song choon has a reasonable chance of working out,
but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad
times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not
hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.

woohoohoo! maybe ah song can try to work harder to close the gap and win the race man! hahaha

2) miss connie is VERY CONCERNED about mr maomao.

hahaha when i typed 'very concerned', i really meant it man! hahaha you know, despite our mr maomao had a past history of the TCM knowledge due to the aftermath of the dae jae geum craze [although he was not interested in TCM anymore already, now moving towards to NARUTOE opps i mean NARUTO], he do not take good care of his body well and therefore fell ill and missed school sometimes. this is clearly evident that mao is seriously in need of some intensive care from the slender leggie girl man. hahaha. and so, the concerned and caring connie would then whip out her nokia handphone and punch her keypad anxiously, in an attempt to be the first one to wish him for a speedy recovery man. omg! so caring right? does she ever send text messages to the girls in our class to wish us a speedy recovery when we fail to turn up in school due to our sickness? NO! like for the case of heihei, when there was quite a number of times that she missed school due to her illness, did she ever receive a priceless SMS from the slender leg? NO! omgomgomg! what is this? is this gender discrimination or the power of love? hahahah. you shall decide man!

3) she prefers to sit with mao then our cutie pie keru!

there have been times when our princess of tennis, mother leen, skipped part of the lessons cause she had to made her presence in the tennis competition to thrash those lousy action bae-dae tennis players from other schools man! hahaha so leen's seat in class would be empty and instead of moving in to close the gap and sit with our cutie pie xiao jie ah ru, she had chosen to be glued down to her originial seat so that she can continue to feel mao's warmth man! hahaha yes you can argue that she is lazy to move in but this is very unlikely for her to do so! hahaha why? cause by moving in to sit with keru, she is actually one step closer to her oh-so-favourite median seat but she chose not to! and also! by right, you will choose to sit with someone of the same sex as you instead of the other way round unless you are interested in that someone of the opposite sex right, which in this incident, maomao is that someone of the opposite sex! omgomgomg! so you seeeeeeee! hahaha

hahaha i think there are way too many to be described and typed out man. hahaha

so maomao, what are you waiting for? hahaha someone had obviously taken so many first steps le man! hahaha but still, if i were you, i would take the twin effect of ada and jaz instead of the slender legs :x hahaha but seeing the hard effort put in by slender legs, you can't be too cruel to turn her down right?!

hahaha ah song! don't be discouraged okay! by right, as your ex honey, i shouldn't be helping you but being the nice and friendly fat panda, i will do all means to help you man! hahaha don't give up man!

on a lighter note, happy vesak day! :D

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