Friday, December 08, 2006
- Hello!!!!!!!!!!
songchoon, isaiah
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Sunday, September 24, 2006
- come on come on people! it's time to get your bones cracking, your body shaking and yourself farting! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
PRELIMS FINALLY OVER SO START SERIOUS WORK NOW! hahahaha
and what i meant serious work is the olympiang5 stuff. mao, please. stop being too obsessed about doing your chemistry MCQ! you're freaking us out! hahahaha kidding lah haha hard work pays off right! :D haha
anyways, these few dates there ain't much updates. haha maybe there are just that we've forgotten. but once thing is for sure is that ....
SHAO SOON ESTATE LOOKS LIKE A HOTEL FROM THE OUTSIDE. and the undescribable beauty scenery from his balcony. hahahahaha
that's the real lifestyle of the rich and the famous.
zZzZzZzZz.
btw, MR NORMAN IS THE No.1 BIG SHUAI GE! WHAHAHAHAHA
chantelle
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Friday, September 15, 2006
- ALOHA EVERYBODY!!!!
its... 48 DAYS LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha..
study hard!
'we love elmo and he loves us..'
haha. cheers!
chemfreak
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Wednesday, June 21, 2006
- OH! DEATH BEHOLDS US!!!!
hahahaha
we are dead sorry that we have not yet injected our dear master toh ah TOE as one of our exclusive members of thepaparazzis.blogspot.com ! he, is the man whom we can't afford to trifle with cause you know why? he has the key master to all of our beloved photos which had been due since 2 months ago!
but no worries! :D
as of blog time [no press time, cause this is a blog, not newspaper, so is blog time. hahahahah] the high class fat panda had enlisted toh ah TOE as one of our members!! :D:D:D
so ah toe! we shall give you one week grace. one week later and we see no photos, your brotherhood will come in contact with mr scissors. :D
see ya! and the clock starts ticking away now... tick tock tick tock..... hahahaha!
chantelle
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Tuesday, May 16, 2006
- woohoohoo! hahaha lately, mao's been the rising star of many companies man! haha after having been wooed by the FISHERMEN's FRIEND sweet company to help advertise their product, professionals in the field are speculating that mao is very likely to have an one year worth of apparel from the budget fashion label - BOSSINI soon.
apparently, bossini has been eyeing mao to be their spokeperson since last year but the ignorant mao brushed away that hot rumour with, 'Bossini won't be interested in a green-man like me.' maomao, are you sure or not? hahaha
so who will win the race race and beat the other party hands down for having picked by mao to endorse their products? or rather, will mao choose to endorse the 2 companies at the same time? we shall see. :)
the fat panda shall take a break from the olympiang5 press holdings after posting 4 entries within 1 week. :) wahahahahaha!
chantelle
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Saturday, May 13, 2006
- hahaha yes! good afternoon, after having my YUMMILICIOUS CHOCOLATE RUM BALL! [woohoo!] the fat panda is so energized that it had decided to pen yet another post! wahahahaha. the focus of this topic would be everybody's favourite highest CIP hours' holder! hahaha.
yeah man! i'm sure all of you would have known that our mr drummer had already strike the 2 words 'perpetually single' off in his blog le man, so this means what you know? THAT THE REST OF THE GIRLS IN THE UNIVERSAL ARE BEING SPARRED! WAHAHAHAAHA! :x opps. wahahaha but we do pity that heroine who was willing to sarcrifice herself in a bid to save the rest of the girls man! bravo to her! hahaha
word had it that they 2 became a doublet officially on our dear cutie pie ru zai's birthday on 30 apr 2006 man! oh man!!! keru had such luck and honour to share her important date with the doublet man! hahahaha
and everyone who knew about the relationship had thought that the girl is not blessed with good looks but we were all wrong! that girl looked so innocent can?! omgomgomg, we really pitied that girl man. but yet, on the other hand, maybe she's really truly deeply madly in love with our drummer uncle! so congratulations to our drummer uncle for finding his happiness man and also congrats to heihei cause she was be sparred from all those nonsensical text messages from drummer uncle! haha
and guess what? despite being formed for like only 1 week plus, they 2 had progressed tremendously well man! hahaha they had held hands together and that i-think-i-am-big-cause-i-got-my-hands-around-a-girl-whom-i-can-call-mine drummer uncle was like feel so proud that he refused to comment whether he and that poor victim had locked lips already or not! omg! what is there to show off about huh? hahaha we should buy him a pad lock and lock his lips away man to prevent him from contaminating the victim's lips! :x kidding man. :)
haha so on the night of MJC's choir concert in VCH, he had brought his girl along and officially made his girlfriend known to us! hahaha throughout that 1st half of the concert, our olympiang5 were very concerned about their progress so we ensured our eyes are glued to them most of the time, and to our surprise, they hardly communicate with each other during that period of time! hahaha the girl was obviously very very bored but yet our drummer uncle did nothing to pacify her man!
then during the intermission, they finally progressed man! as our drummer uncle is from the life-saving-swimming-trunks-showing-off club, he had gek [hardened] his arms muscle for his girl to pok on it to test his muscle man! hahah it was like the girl was trying to test whether his meat is a nice and tender one to cook for dinner later on or not. hahaha in a bid to add on more excitement to this piece of news, ah song, jaz and i had initially wanted to take pics of the doublet in the sly but too bad, due to lack of experience and being over-excited, we were caught by that male lead who dissed us off in his usual monotonous uncle tone, 'eh wanna take, take in front of me lah. don't be so secretive lah.' of course! the active trio then dismissed everything and denied that we are trying to take pics of them! %!*$@#^!# wait till we mastered the true art of paparazzi photography, you will get it from us, you drummer uncle!
hahaha thats' all for the day! i'm going out! BYEEE!!!
chantelle
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Friday, May 12, 2006
woohoohoo! hahaha after penning the last post at 1 plus last night, the fat panda strikes back again! wahahahaha!
haha enough of all those academic kiasu-ism spirit in miss connie! hahaha i'm sure everyone here, especially mao and mr toh ah toe are interested in her love life man! hahahah and it seems that at this current instance in time, i'm sorry to let mr toh ah toe to know the truth that apparently, miss connie's ideal candidate is mr mao mao! OMGOMGOMG! ada and jazreel must quickly go practise their twin effect forces to battle against the slender smoothie legs of miss connie!
why is maomao the hot favourite of miss connie? here's the proof for it!
1) miss connie and mao ren are of 88% compatible!
wahahahah! according to the famous love calculator,
wow! an eye popping 88% man! wahahaha somemore it's a double auspicious number man! hahaha omg life is really too good for miss slender legs to take it le man! hahaha
however, on the other hand, mr toe did not fare too badly for the test too! hahaha but still, mao beats him by 16% more! this can be concluded that the extent of the orbital overlap of mao and connie's heart is greater than that of toe and connie's overlap that gives the reason for the difference of 16%! hahaha
woohoohoo! maybe ah song can try to work harder to close the gap and win the race man! hahaha
2) miss connie is VERY CONCERNED about mr maomao.
hahaha when i typed 'very concerned', i really meant it man! hahaha you know, despite our mr maomao had a past history of the TCM knowledge due to the aftermath of the dae jae geum craze [although he was not interested in TCM anymore already, now moving towards to NARUTOE opps i mean NARUTO], he do not take good care of his body well and therefore fell ill and missed school sometimes. this is clearly evident that mao is seriously in need of some intensive care from the slender leggie girl man. hahaha. and so, the concerned and caring connie would then whip out her nokia handphone and punch her keypad anxiously, in an attempt to be the first one to wish him for a speedy recovery man. omg! so caring right? does she ever send text messages to the girls in our class to wish us a speedy recovery when we fail to turn up in school due to our sickness? NO! like for the case of heihei, when there was quite a number of times that she missed school due to her illness, did she ever receive a priceless SMS from the slender leg? NO! omgomgomg! what is this? is this gender discrimination or the power of love? hahahah. you shall decide man!
3) she prefers to sit with mao then our cutie pie keru!
there have been times when our princess of tennis, mother leen, skipped part of the lessons cause she had to made her presence in the tennis competition to thrash those lousy action bae-dae tennis players from other schools man! hahaha so leen's seat in class would be empty and instead of moving in to close the gap and sit with our cutie pie xiao jie ah ru, she had chosen to be glued down to her originial seat so that she can continue to feel mao's warmth man! hahaha yes you can argue that she is lazy to move in but this is very unlikely for her to do so! hahaha why? cause by moving in to sit with keru, she is actually one step closer to her oh-so-favourite median seat but she chose not to! and also! by right, you will choose to sit with someone of the same sex as you instead of the other way round unless you are interested in that someone of the opposite sex right, which in this incident, maomao is that someone of the opposite sex! omgomgomg! so you seeeeeeee! hahaha
hahaha i think there are way too many to be described and typed out man. hahaha
so maomao, what are you waiting for? hahaha someone had obviously taken so many first steps le man! hahaha but still, if i were you, i would take the twin effect of ada and jaz instead of the slender legs :x hahaha but seeing the hard effort put in by slender legs, you can't be too cruel to turn her down right?!
hahaha ah song! don't be discouraged okay! by right, as your ex honey, i shouldn't be helping you but being the nice and friendly fat panda, i will do all means to help you man! hahaha don't give up man!
on a lighter note, happy vesak day! :D
disclaimer: once again, the content is solely for entertainment purposes only! :p hahahaha
haha enough of all those academic kiasu-ism spirit in miss connie! hahaha i'm sure everyone here, especially mao and mr toh ah toe are interested in her love life man! hahahah and it seems that at this current instance in time, i'm sorry to let mr toh ah toe to know the truth that apparently, miss connie's ideal candidate is mr mao mao! OMGOMGOMG! ada and jazreel must quickly go practise their twin effect forces to battle against the slender smoothie legs of miss connie!
why is maomao the hot favourite of miss connie? here's the proof for it!
1) miss connie and mao ren are of 88% compatible!
wahahahah! according to the famous love calculator,
Love Calculator results
These are the results of the calculations by Dr.
Love:
goh fang yukhoo yu heng
weslie
88 %
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between goh fang yu and khoo yu heng
weslie has a very good chance of being successful, but this
doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that
every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.
wow! an eye popping 88% man! wahahaha somemore it's a double auspicious number man! hahaha omg life is really too good for miss slender legs to take it le man! hahaha
however, on the other hand, mr toe did not fare too badly for the test too! hahaha but still, mao beats him by 16% more! this can be concluded that the extent of the orbital overlap of mao and connie's heart is greater than that of toe and connie's overlap that gives the reason for the difference of 16%! hahaha
Love Calculator results
These are the results of the calculations by Dr.
Love:
goh fang yutoh song choon
72 %
Dr. Love
thinks that a relationship between goh fang
yu and toh song choon has a reasonable chance of working out,
but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad
times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not
hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.
woohoohoo! maybe ah song can try to work harder to close the gap and win the race man! hahaha
2) miss connie is VERY CONCERNED about mr maomao.
hahaha when i typed 'very concerned', i really meant it man! hahaha you know, despite our mr maomao had a past history of the TCM knowledge due to the aftermath of the dae jae geum craze [although he was not interested in TCM anymore already, now moving towards to NARUTOE opps i mean NARUTO], he do not take good care of his body well and therefore fell ill and missed school sometimes. this is clearly evident that mao is seriously in need of some intensive care from the slender leggie girl man. hahaha. and so, the concerned and caring connie would then whip out her nokia handphone and punch her keypad anxiously, in an attempt to be the first one to wish him for a speedy recovery man. omg! so caring right? does she ever send text messages to the girls in our class to wish us a speedy recovery when we fail to turn up in school due to our sickness? NO! like for the case of heihei, when there was quite a number of times that she missed school due to her illness, did she ever receive a priceless SMS from the slender leg? NO! omgomgomg! what is this? is this gender discrimination or the power of love? hahahah. you shall decide man!
3) she prefers to sit with mao then our cutie pie keru!
there have been times when our princess of tennis, mother leen, skipped part of the lessons cause she had to made her presence in the tennis competition to thrash those lousy action bae-dae tennis players from other schools man! hahaha so leen's seat in class would be empty and instead of moving in to close the gap and sit with our cutie pie xiao jie ah ru, she had chosen to be glued down to her originial seat so that she can continue to feel mao's warmth man! hahaha yes you can argue that she is lazy to move in but this is very unlikely for her to do so! hahaha why? cause by moving in to sit with keru, she is actually one step closer to her oh-so-favourite median seat but she chose not to! and also! by right, you will choose to sit with someone of the same sex as you instead of the other way round unless you are interested in that someone of the opposite sex right, which in this incident, maomao is that someone of the opposite sex! omgomgomg! so you seeeeeeee! hahaha
hahaha i think there are way too many to be described and typed out man. hahaha
so maomao, what are you waiting for? hahaha someone had obviously taken so many first steps le man! hahaha but still, if i were you, i would take the twin effect of ada and jaz instead of the slender legs :x hahaha but seeing the hard effort put in by slender legs, you can't be too cruel to turn her down right?!
hahaha ah song! don't be discouraged okay! by right, as your ex honey, i shouldn't be helping you but being the nice and friendly fat panda, i will do all means to help you man! hahaha don't give up man!
on a lighter note, happy vesak day! :D
disclaimer: once again, the content is solely for entertainment purposes only! :p hahahaha
chantelle
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